My Kitten Sits On My Lap And Purrs With Love
58Who Is The Boss
I begin to write a story of my life
As my kitten changes my mind
She jumps on my lap just in time
She gets comfty instantly as if thats the way it is
Her love blankets my every thought
She stretches high on her legs into my face
I can not type until I pat her constantly under her chin
Behind her ears and tell her I love her over and over again
I am controlled by a kitten no bigger than a ruler
No wider than a small loaf of Italian bread
How could this be ?
That she can control my next move
I am here to type about life and my dreams
She has other plans it seems
She watches my every move
When I type she makes sure my eyes never leave her sight
She gives me that look like life is all about me don't you see
I am here and ready for attention
You are my owner and I love it this way
I will give you affection
You will give me what I want
If not I will play with those computer keys you need
I will mess up your work and make your computer screen freeze
You may put me down to the floor
I will be persistant and jump on your lap once more
You may put me down again
But I am not finished with you yet
So as you type
i wonder off and get into mischief
You had the chance to give me the love that I need and adore
You will have to come and find me
After calling me time and time again
I look at it as you have two choices
Have me lay on your lap while you sit and pat me
Or follow me around the house until I am tired and off too sleep
Either way I have you jumping through hoops
Because I am your master and don't ever forget it
You may buy the cat food and take me to the vet I don't like
But I rule and I am Queen when you are home
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You summed up cats and kittens perfectly. I love them for all the reasons that some people find them annoying. After all we have the HONOUR to be their owners or do THEY own us? I forget. Great hub. Thank you
I am so glad you "captured" this. Pretty nice. Makes you think the world is real enough!
I was directed to this hub from one of mine, can you believe., I do not think i read this before either. Well done.










saleheensblog 20 months ago
ha ha ha,lovely hub.